a really great looking, butchy go-go dancer offered me a drink when I told her we had the same sun sign. i had to drive home, so without thinking i frowned and said, “i have to drive home!”
i’ll just have to go see her some other time. see if i can’t get a second offer. she still gave me a really great show at the bar on saturday night. unfortunately i think i blanked out… eh…
lesson learned: when a stripper offers you a drink, do not refuse lest someone (namely: the friend who was accompanying you) offer to just go ahead and shoot you in the face now instead of waiting til you get home.