any interested parties
A local legend, Miss Avarice, will be appearing this weekend at a Hallowe’en costume party (in an undisclosed location, call for details) wearing nothing but her black corset, thigh high fishnets, and hotpants. Her hands will be cuffed in leather behind her back, and any interested parties may take a turn flogging her curvaceous rear. Throwing timidity to the wind, she will rendezvous with a local musician, in hopes of taking advantage of the tipsy bassist’s lowered inhibitions. A full report on the event to follow.