lurking in the shadows
Can I just say that anonymous readers that don’t ever comment kinda really freak me out. Someone reads from Orlando. I don’t technically have any friends in Orlando! There’s someone from Rochester, Chicago, Seattle, Winston-Salem, L.A., Jersey (several) and even someone from London! There are several visitors that I can kinda guess, because they’re the only ones – like Philly, Springfield, and my lone Aussie 😉 but Atlanta?? or Mobile? or Cullowhee? Cuz honey, you and I are probably the only ones who’ve even heard of Cullowhee and that makes me nervous!
It make me think I’ve been found out. But even if you’re reading. You don’t technically know who I am. Technically. All you know is that I’m some girl from the south who likes to go around busting up roles, stereotypes and paradigms. Wriggling herself the limelight. Maybe not limelight, exactly. Maybe.
All I’m asking, is that you state your name (not name your state).
Tell me your story – even if it’s a one-liner.
Comment or e-mail.
On the work front: My cubicle neighbor lady at work keeps telling me what I wild thing I am. The secret is that it kinda turns me on when she says in her dry, school-matron voice, “You wild thing, you…” as she raises an eyebrow. I told her about the Twisted Monk Rope Kit that is in a brown truck somewhere on its way here from Los Angeles. I also bought a Rock Chick for a special someone who will remain nameless to protect the innocent. And a black leather riding crop. And a faint pink glass butt plug. (WHAT? you say? A butt plug you say? Yeah that’s what I said. It was pretty, what can I say? I had to have it. But seriously, sex toy masterminds – can’t you come up with a prettier name than butt plug? Even anal plug is distasteful. “Plug” sounds like a kitchen utensil. Like. drain plug. It’s more like. An ass decoration. heehee. Um. I’ve had a little wine. This the longest parenthetical statement I have made in years!)
BY THE WAY – and forgive me for being traitorous: Blowfish.com is on sale, 10% off of $100, 15% off of $150 and $20 off of $200. And free shipping over $100 Which means if you get $200 worth of stuff, you only pay $160 and it comes to your house for FREE. Granted, the shipping is scheduled to take 11 days (from the ship date mind you, which is like 4 days after the order date) and I’m really anxious for it to arrive!
1. Random non-commenters, introduce yourselves!
2. Shameless kink at work – what?
3. Think of a new name for butt plug.
4. Blowfish.com is on sale.
5. I have sneezed four times while writing this blog.