sex before work
Got tagged by Essin’ Em, figured why the heck not?
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it, but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme.
1: You must include this link to Sex Talk – Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people: Delilah, Dark Musings, Tongue Tied
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Either and all. I like to unwind by having sex, and I like the rush of really quick sex in the morning before you have to be somewhere and then running off to work all flustered 🙂
2. Sex Music
I dunno I have a mix of k. d. lang, iron and wine, ani difranco, over the rhine, and simple piano solos
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
Someone in the medical profession…. Delilah is in the medical profession! 😛
5. Vibrator or Dildo?
You know, there’s really nothing like regular old fingers. If I had to pick, it would be a vibe.
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Whatevs. As long as I’m with you.
7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I really like them both. Honestly. I use them interchangeably, as they refer to the same thing.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Hotel room, bedroom with the windows open, porch or balcony.
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Cock, because I like how the name feels in my mouth, and because my Grandpa’s name was Richard and they called him Dick and it wasn’t a bad word back then 😦
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape
14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
um. I’m not so much into the sex part, but I don’t mind that pretty pink butt plug
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
16. Which Threesome – Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Yeah Dana and I have the boy/girl part down and we’ve been looking for a girl third – anyone interested?
17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
18. Favorite Non-Sexual Object to Make Sexual?
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
i could go for sex while strangers watch
20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
I’ve never been tied to a St. Andrew’s cross…but that could be fun. However, I really like being tied to the bed. A hell of a lot, so we’ll just go with that.