curb your enthusiasm.
I cannot believe you people are not as excited about my naked pictures as I am! Seriously! I have not posted sexy pictures in MONTHS and these are my first topless pictures, and aren’t they fan-fucking-tabulous? Come on now. Get excited about nudity! Get excited about breast cancer awareness – it’s a campaign to remind you to touch yourself, what’s not to love about THAT? As a matter of fact, touch your friend’s breasts, too. two hands are better than one, I always say. if one of you misses something, the other might find it!
I would also like to announce that I just had the best sex that I have ever had with dana, year to date. I have never —evver— been fucked so exquisitely. I was sitting at the edge of orgasm for like 20 minutes before I came crashing down. A. Ma. Zing. When we first started having sex, I was so pleased by her skill that I just wanted to share it with the world, “everyone should have sex this good!” But it was gotten so good that I’m getting to be a selfish bitch and keep her hot lovin’ all to myself. Maybe not allll to myself, but I’m not sharing with just anyone if you know what I mean.
Who knew I deserved a girlfriend as great as this. We engaged a third finger for the first time ever, and it was absolutely glorious. Her tongue on my clit sets off the fireworks in my brain! The combination of the two is beyond compare, it sends me into total meltdown. No doubt about it, I am pretty damn lucky.